ARCHIE after ARCHIE: The 22nd CENTURY
A R C H I E after A R C H I E :
ROCKIN' INTO THE FUTURE!
The 22nd Century
At the turn of the 22nd century, ownership of The Archies' music catalog is divided between two conglomerates (WEA International and Vox Sound + Image) and a powerful South American indie label (Discos Fuentes). Vox's first catalog addition in the new century will be a rare tribute album project. The artist is Dusty Springfield, whose Sixties hits are interpreted by a group called Miss Beehive! Most song selections on the MISS BEEHIVE SESSIONS LP were first heard in 1992, on two extended-play discs sold by Ansonia Records. The recordings, commissioned by the producers of a stage musical about Dusty, were distributed in New England as a promotional tie-in. Never intended to be an album and never meant to be known as an Archies release, the discs' popularity forced Ansonia to reconsider its marketing strategy; subsequent re-packaging presented the tracks in album form. The "has-been" Archies cut them under a pseudonym! Betty and Veronica sang all the lead vocals (except for "Mockingbird," a duet by Betty and Kevin Keller). Archie and Roni acquired the Miss Beehive master tapes in 2005 but were unsure about their commercial appeal. Incredibly, they sat on these superb sides for three decades! They finally surfaced in 2031, part of a compilation series released to satisfy their court settlement with the Republic label. The 2100 reissue will become a coveted collectors item, but not nearly as coveted as copies of the original Miss Beehive extended-play and compact discs!
ARCHIE ON BROADWAY
Archie On Broadway/Angelique*/
Flamenco Rock Medley:
Bienestar/¿Quién Llama?**
A CHINA GROVE Production
Produced by KAL KINGSTON + ANDY YOSHIDA
*AN A LO LATINO Production
Produced by DILTON DOILEY BRISEÑO
**A RALFI CHINGAS Production
Produced by RALFI CHINGAS + THE ARCHIES
Vox Sound + Image, 2111
ARCHIE ON BROADWAY will storm international dance clubs in the 2110s; it's actually the spinoff of an Archies hits compilation with the same title. The EP's title track is a 2033 recording while "Angelique" was tracked in the year 2005. The "Flamenco Rock Medley" was recorded at the same 2008 tracking session as the mega-hit single "Sugar, Sugar en Español". It features Spanish versions of the songs "Timothy" and "Venus."
THAT WILL CONVINCE THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY TO
PURCHASE VOX SOUND + IMAGE - ALTHOUGH THAT PURCHASE WON'T BE FINALIZED UNTIL TEN YEARS LATER. ALONGWITH THE CHART-TOPPING SINGLE "TITTY TWISTER", THE RUNAWAY SUCCESS AND GRAMMY AWARDS WON BY THIS ABBA TRIBUTE ALBUM PROVE HANDS DOWN THAT VINTAGE ARCHIE RECORDINGS REMAIN LUCRATIVE IN
THE 22nd CENTURY!
Titty Twister/Saint Kevin, Apostrophe*
A RALFI CHINGAS Production
Produced by RALFI CHINGAS + THE ARCHIES
*Produced by RALFI CHINGAS + BLUE-EYED SOUL
Vox Sound + Image, 2117
This will be The Archies' final Number One single, as well as a double-sided hit! Atypically, both songs were written by members of the group. The A-side was recorded in 2005. The flipside, cut in 2009, was previously available in a Japanese version.
ARCHIE ANDREWS' YOUNGEST SON ELIJAH WILL CURATE AND PREPARE THE SERIES OF FOUR ARCHIES ALBUM DEMOS FOR RELEASE ON THE TIGER'S MILK LABEL. THE DEMO FOR JUMP BACK, HONEY WILL PROVE TO BE THE MOST POPULAR WITH FANS.
This vinyl double album from South Africa features several of The Archies' overseas hits. The Vox company will market ARCHIE ON THE FLIPSIDE in the year 2081.
So many important Archies compilations and reissues will be marketed by Vox Sound + Image over six decades, there are too many to list in full! These thirty-seven releases will be among the most successful:
BIG NOISE FROM RIVERDALE, 2066
(Asia only)
repackaged and issued worldwide in 2079
ARCHIEMANIA with The New Archies, 2069
RETRO! BOX SET, 2075
ARCHIE'S CHICANO OLDIES, 2076
first released in 2048
ARCHIE ON THE FLIPSIDE, 2081
(Africa only)
HITS OF THE SIXTIES REMIXED,
Volumes 1 - 2, 2081
(Asia only)
PLAIN AND SIMPLE, 2082
(Asia only)
ARCHIE RELOADED, 2082
(Asia only)
POP ART, 2083
(Asia only)
ARCHIE IN LAS VEGAS IS AN ALBUM CULLED FROM THE ARCHIVES OF POP SUPERSTAR PET CLARK. THE SOUNDTRACK FROM BUTT NAKED BEACH PARTY IS A UNIVERSAL MUSIC MASTER. BOTH WILL BE SUCCESSFULLY MARKETED IN 2084.
DEFINITIVE ARCHIES, 2085
ARCHIE'S EXTENDED PLAY COLLECTION, 2086
ARCHIE COUNTRY REMIXED, 2086
(Asia only)
RETURN TO ARCHIE COUNTRY REMIXED,
2087
(Asia only)
END OF A CENTURY, 2088
(Asia only)
THE ARCHIES, 2088
100th Anniversary reissue
SOUL DEEP, 2091
CALENDAR RECORDS EP COLLECTION, 2092
(Europe only)
FILET OF SEOUL, 2094
first vinyl release
ARCHIE AROUND THE WORLD, 2096
THE AUSTRALIAN SINGLES COLLECTION, 2097
HEAVEN HELP THE NON-BELIEVER, 2098
first released as audio streams in 2045
ARCHIE IN NEW ORLEANS, 2099
THE MISS BEEHIVE SESSIONS, 2100
material first released on EP in 1992
ONLY IN AMERICA BOX SET , 2105
(Armed Forces only)
ARCHIES EXTENDED PLAY COLLECTION,
Volume 2, 2107
ARCHIE ON BROADWAY, 2111
ABBA-NORMALITY, 2114
HOT, SWEET + LIVE!,
Volumes 1 - 3, 2114
ARCHIE'S ALBUM BOX, 2115
ARCHIE @ ABBEY ROAD, 2118
includes the first and only release of all eight of
The Archies' 2009 Partridge Family song covers
ARCHIE + HIS NEW PALS, 2120
Reconstruction of a lost 1989 Archies
TV special soundtrack
THE REPUBLIC YEARS, 2121
Box set collection of the eight 2030-35 legal settlement albums with a bonus red vinyl
pressing of the chart-topping charity single "Sweet Savior"/"San Francisco"
DISCOS FUENTES WILL MARKET DELUXE
ARCHIES COLLECTIONS THAT REISSUE
BOTH THEIR SINGLES AND THEIR
ALBUM CATALOG.
THE COMPLETE
FUENTES ALBUMS
HEAVEN HELP THE NON-BELIEVER
GET IT ON TODAY!
ARCHIE'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM
ÉXITOS EN ESPAÑOL
U.S. OF ARCHIE (LIVE)
ARCHIE ON THE BAYOU
RETURN TO ARCHIE COUNTRY
TOUT CE QU'ILS DIRENT DE MOI
- JUGHEAD w/THE ARCHIES
SONGS FROM THE GIANT JUKEBOX (LIVE)
HITS OF THE SIXTIES
THE SAVAGE YOUNG ARCHIES (LIVE)
POP ART (LIVE)
JUMP BACK, HONEY!
ARCHIE @ THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL (LIVE)
ARCHIE COUNTRY (MONO MIX)
HITS OF THE SIXTIES, Volume Two (MONO MIX)
BOSOM OF ABRAHAM
- FAWN MASON w/THE ARCHIES
FILET OF SEOUL (LIVE)
ABBA-NORMALITY
ARCHIE'S CHICANO OLDIES
WHOLE WORLD SHAKIN' (COMPILATION)
Spurred by the surprise success of Vox's ARCHIE ON BROADWAY hits compilation and the chart-topping single "Titty Twister", Discos Fuentes revives its Archies catalog after decades of inactivity. To much fan acclaim, a box set featuring every Archies master tracked between 2005 and 2015 hits the market! Just before THE COMPLETE FUENTES ALBUMS begins climbing the charts, The Walt Disney Company buys out Vox Sound + Image. This happens in the Winter of 2124-25.
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JUST FOR TONIGHT IS ONE OF JUST TWO
LIVE-IN-CONCERT EPs RELEASED BY THE
ARCHIES! ITS COVER PHOTO WAS TAKEN
IN 2011 DURING THE BAND'S FIRST
APPEARANCE AT RADIO CITY MUSIC
HALL.
Whole World Shakin'/Just Like Romeo + Juliet*
A BRISEÑO-MACK Production
Produced by DILTON DOILEY BRISEÑO + ROD MACK
*A RALFI CHINGAS Production
Produced by JONNIEMAE
Discos Fuentes, 2125
In order to promote its new Archies box set, Discos Fuentes will press up a trio of promotional singles; even though they're promos, a limited number are sold to the general public. "Whole World Shakin'" will be a regional hit that narrowly misses charting in the Top Forty. This version of the song was recorded in 2032. The flipside was cut one year earlier.
I Miss You When I Kiss You/Good Lovin' Man*
A RALFI CHINGAS Production
Produced by JONNIEMAE
An ALAN M Mix
*A BRISEÑO-MACK Production
Produced by DILTON DOILEY BRISEÑO + ROD MACK
Discos Fuentes, 2125
The original English vocal of "Good Lovin' Man" is finally released on this single! The A-side is actually a demo, recorded at Medellín, Colombia in 2031.
Voodoo Doll/Burnin' Desire*
A BLUE MAX Production
Produced by MAD MAX
*A RALFI CHINGAS Production
Produced by JONNIEMAE
Discos Fuentes, 2126
Although it doesn't chart, "Voodoo Doll" is famous in Europe for being the long-time theme song of Radio Luxembourg's popular show Midnight Voodoo. These recordings were tracked in 2032 and 2031, respectively.
THE SMASH HIT OF THE YEAR 2135 WILL BE FIFTY SHADES OF SOUL, THE RECONSTRUCTION OF AN ABORTED ARCHIES ALBUM FROM 2007. THE TWO COMPLETED TRACKS FROM THAT ALBUM ARE AUGMENTED BY 23 DEMOS AND RARE MASTERS CULLED FROM THE ARCHIE RECORDS CATALOG. THE DOUBLE-VINYL PACKAGE WILL TOP THE CATALOG ALBUM CHARTS, YIELD FIVE TOP TEN SINGLES AND WIN A GRAMMY AWARD! FIFTY SHADES OF SOUL IS THE FIRST NEW RELEASE ON THE REVIVED TIGER'S MILK LABEL, OWNED AND OPERATED BY ARCHIE'S YOUNGEST SON.
These vinyl pressings of hit songs released by The Archies in the mid-2130s will be so criminally rare, the only known copies are in the possession of Elijah Baumgartner Andrews! His Tiger's Milk indie label is distributed by The Walt Disney Company, which explains why these promo singles will carry the Disneyland label.
Mandolay/Jump The Gun*
A SUGARTOWN Production
Produced by QUEEN BAMBI
*A JM de LUXE Production
Arranged by BREE SPELLMAN
Music Directed by JUGHEAD
Tell Me, What Can I Do?/That's How It Goes*
A RALFI CHINGAS Production
Produced by RALFI CHINGAS
*A RON DANTE Production
Produced by RON DANTE
Bobby, Don't Leave Me Alone Tonight!/Candida*
A RALFI CHINGAS Production
Produced by RALFI CHINGAS
*A RALFI CHINGAS/A LO LATINO Production
Produced by RALFI CHINGAS + DILTON DOILEY BRISEÑO
Twenty-Four Hours A Day/Summer Days
w/ROD MACK
A SCREEN GEMS Production
Music Directed by ROD MACK
Produced by KEVIN BOYLE
Fire! Baby, I'm On Fire/They Don't Know
A JM de LUXE Production
Music Directed by JUGHEAD
Billy Sunshine/You're My Baby*
A SWEET PEACHES Production
Produced by BETTY JONES
*A RALFI CHINGAS Production
Produced by RALFI CHINGAS
Disneyland Records
2135 - 37
"Billy Sunshine" was intended as a 2005 Archies Fan Club Records release; long believed lost, it's retrieved from the music archives of producer Rod Mack. The complete Tiger's Milk/Disney discography runs to six vinyl albums:
FIFTY SHADES OF SOUL, 2135
I CAN LOVE YOU, 2137
HITS OF THE SIXTIES DEMOS, 2139
ÉXITOS DEMOS EN ESPAÑOL, 2142
THE GRASS WILL SING DEMOS, 2145
JUMP BACK DEMOS, 2147
CRITICS WILL JUDGE I CAN LOVE YOU THE BEST
OF TWO RE-CONSTRUCTED ARCHIES ALBUMS
RELEASED BY ELIJAH BAUMGARTNER ANDREWS'
TIGER'S MILK LABEL. UNFORTUNATELY, SALES
FIGURES WILL NOT REFLECT THEIR CONSENSUS
OPINION!
Who Am I?/I'm A Radio*
A BLUE MAX Production
Produced by MAD MAX
*A SUGARTOWN Production
Produced by QUEEN BAMBI
Coda/Discos Fuentes, 2145
This double A-side will be The Archies' final Top Ten hit. In 2012, Bill Medley of The Righteous Brothers will call Jughead's attention to "Who Am I?" Medley wrote this obscure power ballad in 1966; it was recorded by several artists but never successfully. Chuck Clayton will write a new vocal arrangement for the song in 2028. Tracking happens in 2032, but the single will be held back for over a century! The group's excellent cover of the Joni Mitchell classic "I'm A Radio" is the AI-generated reconstruction of a lost master tracked in Jerusalem in 2014. Were she still alive, Toni Topaz would be astounded to hear herself sing lead vocals; she was not present at the tracking session! Very few releases of this type will pass muster with Elijah Baumgarter Andrews, keeper of the Archies legacy!
Music Supervision:
DON KIRSHNER
Music Director:
AKI ALEONG
Vocal Arrangements by
DARLENE LOVE
Arranged by PERRY BOTKIN, JR
A PHIL SPECTOR Production
Buena Vista Media, 2150
Alongside ISHTAR, CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC, HEAVEN'S GATE and the 1976 remake of KING KONG, the 1989 movie BUTT NAKED BEACH PARTY went down as one the biggest cinematic bombs of the 20th century! An early promotional vehicle for The Archies, it's not something the group members ever liked talking much about. BUTT NAKED was a movie musical and the soundtrack album scored a modest success, but the group rarely performed any songs from it. That made the 2034 compilation of alternate takes and demos marketed by Republic USA a must-have for die-hard collectors! After all, every track is a Phil Spector Production (in name if not in fact!), the Jeff Barry-penned songs are fabulous, and Spector diva Darlene Love sings lead on several of the demos. That said, the aforementioned compilation will pretty much fly under fans' radar: Sales will be flat. Yet when Universal Music locates the missing soundtrack album master and reissues it in the year 2050, they'll be rewarded with a Catalog Album chart-topper!
THE CLUB SUCCESS OF "ARCHIE ON BROADWAY"
PROMPTS THE VOX COMPANY TO COMPILE
AND RELEASE A BEST-SELLING
ARCHIES COMPILATION.
DISCO DE ORO, 2007
(South America only)
ÉXITOS EN ESPAÑOL, 2008
DISCO DE ORO - Volumen Dos, 2012
(South America only)
ARCHIE @ THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL, 2014
(South America only)
THE GRASS WILL SING FOR YOU, 2031
¡ADIÓS AMIGOS!, 2033
SOMEBODY'S GONNA CRY, 2034
(Australia only)
DISCO DE ORO - Volumen Tres, 2035
GRANDES ÉXITOS LATINOS, 2037
50 AÑOS DE LOS ARCHIES, 2038
(South America only)
THE ARCHIE/FALCON ANTHOLOGY, 2042
Record label compilation featuring both
group and solo performances
ONCE IN A LIFETIME, 2044
Unreleased Kirshner Records masters
recorded in 1989
A LA LINEA, VOLUME ONE, 2045
A LA LINEA, VOLUME TWO, 2045
The previous two releases include all tracks from
the unreleased album HEAVEN HELP THE NON-BELIEVER in radically remixed versions. They are only available as audio streams
ARCHIE'S CHICANO OLDIES, 2076
first release on the Fuentes label
ARCHIE ON THE BAYOU, 2076
ARCHIE IN LAS VEGAS, 2084
YOU'RE THE ONE, 2090
Reissue of a 1990 Kirshner Records EP
with bonus tracks
THE CALENDAR RECORDS EP COLLECTION, 2092
Produced in Italy by Vox Italia
TITTY TWISTER, 2117
SAY GOODBYE TO RIVERDALE, 2121
The soundtrack to a 2034 Archies documentary;
a joint release with Vox Sound + Image
The following albums will be distributed by
The Walt Disney Company:
WHOLE WORLD SHAKIN'
Una Producción RALFI CHINGAS
Discos Fuentes, 2125
THE FUENTES ALBUMS BOX SET, 2125
For serious collectors only! Twelve ultra-long-
playing vinyl discs: Not just albums, but every
Archies master recorded between 2005 and 2015! The twelfth LP, WHOLE WORLD SHAKIN' is not to be confused with an unreleased studio album with the same title. This is a compilation of masters from the 2031-33 Fuentes era; it will also be sold as
a stand-alone release
ARCHIE LOVES LAURA, 2143
Demo version of FURY IN MY SOUL featuring
Tejano stars Olguita + Reginald
FAREWELL, 2144
ARCHIE IN THE THIRTIES, 2145
Completes The Archies' musical saga after
their sojourn @ Atlantic Records: An eight-record set documenting their three years as Discos Fuentes recording artists. Includes THE ARCHIES @ FALCON STUDIOS, the band's long-lost final studio album for Discos Fuentes - known to fans as the original
WHOLE WORLD SHAKIN'
THE FUENTES SESSIONS, 2145
Sampler for ARCHIE IN THE THIRTIES
SUGAR AND SPICE:
SONGS BY DANTE AND WINE, 2147
Limited-edition two-record reissue of the albums
GET IT ON TODAY and HEAVEN HELP THE NONBELIEVER
THE FUENTES SINGLES BOX SET, 2149
THE PHIL SPECTOR SESSIONS, 2150
Eight years after the final Discos Fuentes release, Disney will acquire the label and all of its Archies masters.
A MARVELOUS LIE PRODUCTION
Concept and Text by HAMPTON JACOBS
Costumes by HENRIETTA la del BARRIO
inspired by the designs of Boyd Clopton
Art by STUFFED ANIMAL
Will there be even more posthumous
Archies hits? Stay tuned.
