ARCHIE'S (ALMOST) TOTALLY IMAGINARY HIT PARADE

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T H E   A R C H I E S
NORTH-AMERICAN CHART HISTORY
1988-2099
featuring Stuffed Animal's rare promotional artwork
created for the album
ARCHIE COUNTRY!
The Archies is a musical concept with several manifestations. The earliest was a comic book send-up of The Monkees that first appeared in April of 1967. The second was a studio group brought to animated life by Filmation Studios in September of 1968. Except for belated Christmas album sessions in 2008, that group existed for barely four years: 1968-72. However, fueled by popularity of the cartoon series, the comic strip Archies persevere to this day.

Now dig, if you will, The Archies as depicted here @ Pop Culture Cantina. Our version of the band is based on the late '60s/early '70s studio group but its recording career was launched twenty years later. They're not teenagers, they're not novices and they are definitely not Bubblegum rockers! The members' musical tastes are eclectic, ranging from Jazz to Country to Latin Rock to vintage Disco; stylistically, they seem to be everywhere at once. However, Archie is determined to shepherd them toward his favorite sound: Classic Soul music, which ironically was in its heyday when the group was conceived.  

The Archies cut masters for their own record label and arrange, produce and write original music; even so, they are masterful interpreters of Rock and Pop standards, and that's what they perform most of the time. They not only track songs in English but also in Spanish, French, Italian, Swedish, Japanese and Korean. The singles and albums listed here are imaginary except where noted with an asterisk. That handful of releases actually exists, and those records scored chart hits for the studio group. The listed song titles are also genuine; most of them will be familiar to the average vintage vinyl collector.

For your inspection, we offer a stream of best-selling vinyl that spans the latter 20th and entire 21st centuries! Listen with your mind's ear to kick-ass remakes of golden oldies culled from America's rich Rock 'n' Roll Song Book! Do you dig The Beatles? Yeah, you do! And The Allman Brothers? Sure. Let's show some love for Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, Queen, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Fleetwood Mac and The Rolling Stones, too! Now, you may never judge The Archies worthy of such esteemed company but the (totally! imaginary!) musical legacy left by the world's greatest cartoon band is still liable to blow your mind and rock your world. Let the credits roll!  

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Top Ten
Singles:
Sugar, Sugar*
Written by Jeff Barry + Andy Kim
Produced by Jeff Barry
A number one Pop single, a Double Platinum single
and a Top Ten Adult-Contemporary single
Calendar Records
MAY 1989

Jingle Jangle*
Written by Jeff Barry + Andy Kim
Produced by Jeff Barry
A Double Platinum single and a Top Ten Adult-Contemporary single
Kirshner Records
NOVEMBER 1989

Lonely Weekends
Written by Charlie Rich
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
NOVEMBER 2002

Hip Shaker
Written by Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich + Phil Spector
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
JULY 2004

Nobody But You
Written by Jeff Barry + Ellie Greenwich
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
A Top Twenty Adult-Contemporary single
Archie Records
MARCH 2005

Let's Get It On Today!
Written by Ritchie Adams + Ron Dante
Arranged by Archie Andrews
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
Archie Records
JULY 2006

Soul Deep Ska
Written by Wayne Carson Thompson
Arranged by Dilton Doiley Briseño 
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
A Top Ten Dance single
Archie Records
MAY 2007

Lady Jane
Written by Tommy James + Bob King
Arranged by Archie Andrews
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
A Double Platinum single and a Number One 
Adult-Contemporary single
Archie Records
NOVEMBER 2007

Love Of The Common People
Written by John Hurley + Ronnie Wilkins
Produced by The Archies w/Dilton Doiley Briseño
Archie Records
SEPTEMBER 2009

Jet Airliner
Written by Paul Peña
Produced by Dilton Doiley Briseño + Spanish Eddie
Archie Records
JUNE 2010

Glitter + Gold
Written by Barry Mann + Cynthia Weil
Arranged by Bree Spellman
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
Archie Records
OCTOBER 2011

Love Her!
Written by Barry Mann + Cynthia Weil
Produced by Barry Mann, Cynthia Weil + Ralfi Chingas
A Number One Adult-Contemporary single
Archie Records
JANUARY 2012

Sweet Savior/
San Francisco (Flowers In Your Hair)
Written by Jeff Barry/Written by John Phillips
Arranged by Bree Spellman
Produced by Jonniemae
A Number One Pop single and a Top Ten 
Adult-Contemporary single
Republic USA
FEBRUARY 2030

JUST FOR TONIGHT EP
Let Me Bring You Up/
Medley: He's A Runner/Goodbye, Joe*/
Just For Tonight*
LIVE-IN-CONCERT RECORDINGS
Music Direction by Archie Andrews
*Music Direction by Fox Printemps
Produced by Sonny Yin-Bao
A Top Ten Dance Record
Discos Fuentes
OCTOBER 2060

All Platinum singles.

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Albums:
ARCHIE COUNTRY!
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
AUGUST 2002

LIKE A ROLLING STONE:
THE ARCHIES GET STONED
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
JULY 2003

JEFF + ELLIE SONGBOOK
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Later reissued as 
Hits Of The Sixties, Volume Two
Archie Records
AUGUST 2004

RETURN TO ARCHIE COUNTRY
Produced by 
The Archies w/Dilton Doiley Briseño 
Archie Records
OCTOBER 2009

HITS OF THE SIXTIES:
SONGS OF MANN + WEIL
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
Archie Records
AUGUST 2011

ARCHIE @ THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL:
FIEBRE DEL WATUSI NAVIDEÑO
Music Direction by Rod Mack
Executive Producer:
Dilton Doiley Briseño
A Top Ten Dance and Latin Pop album
Coda/Discos Fuentes
JANUARY 2014

GOLDEN SUGAR
Album Coordination by Nero the Dog
Executive Producer:
Jason Blossom
A Double Platinum album
Republic International
NOVEMBER 2025

THE GRASS WILL SING FOR YOU:
TRIBUTE TO JAY + THE AMERICANS
Executive Producer:
Heather MacGillicuddy
A Number One Double Platinum album
Discos Fuentes
AUGUST 2031

¡ADIÓS AMIGOS!
THE FAREWELL WORLD TOUR
Music Direction by Foolkiller
Executive Producers:
Raj Patel + The Archies 
w/Heather McGillicuddy
+ Alan Mayberry
A Number One album and
a Double Platinum CD/DVD package
Discos Fuentes
AUGUST 2033

GRANDES ÉXITOS LATINOS
Compilation Producers:
Ralfi Chingas + Spanish Eddie
A Top Ten Double Platinum album
featuring selections in five languages
Discos Fuentes
NOVEMBER 2037

All Platinum albums.

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Top Twenty
Singles + EPs:
LONELY WEEKENDS EP
Lonely Weekends/Sweet City Woman/
Everybody/Eyes Of A New York Woman
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
JANUARY 2003

Tumbling Dice
Written by Mick Jagger + Keith Richards
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
JUNE 2003

Happy
Written by Mick Jagger + Keith Richards
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
A Gold single
Archie Records
FEBRUARY 2004

HIP SHAKER EP
Hip Shaker/You Don't Know/
I'll Still Love You/I Wonder
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
Archie Records
OCTOBER 2004

He Ain't No Angel
Written by Jeff Barry + Ellie Greenwich
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
JANUARY 2005

NOBODY BUT YOU EP
Nobody But You/I'll Take You Where The Music's Playing/
What's A Boy Supposed To Do?/That's All I Ever Want From You, Baby
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
Archie Records
JUNE 2005

Sugar, Sugar en Español
Written by Jeff Barry + Andy Kim
Spanish Lyrics by PX Milstein
Arranged by Dilton Doiley Briseño
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
A Gold single and a Number One Latin Pop single
Archie Records
JANUARY 2008

Good Deal, Lucille
Written by JD Miller, Allison Theriot + Charles Theriot
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
MARCH 2010

GLITTER + GOLD EP
Glitter + Gold/Blame It On The Bossa Nova/
Hungry/That's The Boy
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
Archie Records
OCTOBER 2011

Stop! And You'll Become Aware
JOSIE + THE PUSSY CATS w/THE ARCHIES
Written by Roger Okim
Arranged by Justin Strickland
Produced by Alexandra
Executive Producer:
Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
JULY 2012

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Albums:
GREATEST HITS OF ALL-TIME
Executive Producer:
Nicholas Freund
Archie Records
JUNE 2007

ÉXITOS EN ESPAÑOL
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + Dilton Doiley Briseño 
An international Double Platinum album
Archie Records
JULY 2008

DISQUE D'OR
Executive Producer:
Fawn Ethel Mason
A French import, originally scheduled for release in Great Britain
in the year 2006. A Top Ten entry on the Dance charts.
Discos Fuentes
AUGUST 2031

JUMP BACK HONEY!
THE RHYTHM + BLUES OF ELLA MAE MORSE
Arranged by Justin Strickland
Produced by Veronica w/Blue-Eyed Soul
Executive Producer:
Ralfi Chingas
Reissue of an original 2013 release
Vox Sound + Image
JANUARY 2074

ROCKING HORSE
THE ARCHIES IN SOUL MOTION
Executive Producer:
Lester E. Blue III
Atlantic Records
MAY 2074

RIDE, RIDE, BABY!
Produced by Chuck Clayton + Alan Mayberry
50TH ANNIVERSARY REISSUE
Atlantic Records
JUNE 2078

All Gold albums.

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Top Forty
Singles + EPs:
Bang-Shang-A-Lang*
Written + Produced by Jeff Barry
Calendar Records
AUGUST 1988

Who's Your Baby?*
Written by Jeff Barry + Andy Kim
Produced by Jeff Barry*
Kirshner Records
FEBRUARY 1990

Big City Miss Ruth Ann
Written by Tom Lazaros
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
A Top Forty Adult-Contemporary single
Archie Records
JULY 2002

When I Stop Leavin', I'll Be Gone
Written by Kent Robbins
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
JANUARY 2003

Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown
Written by Mick Jagger + Keith Richards
Arranged by Archie Andrews
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
AUGUST 2003

THE LAST TIME EP
The Last Time/Start Me Up/
Ruby Tuesday/Shattered
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Archie Records
FEBRUARY 2004

Hold On, Baby!
Written by Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich + Phil Spector
Arranged by Geraldine Grundy
Produced by Ralfi Chingas
Another song with the same title appears on the flipside. 
It features Archie Andrews on lead vocals; 
the hit title features Betty Jones
Archie Records
OCTOBER 2004

Yellow Van
Written by Gene Allan + Ron Dante
Arranged by Reggie "Gino" Mantle
Produced by Alan Mayberry
Archie Records
OCTOBER 2006

Neil Diamond Medley:
Two-Bit Manchild/Practically Newborn
Written by Neil Diamond
Arranged by Dilton Doiley Briseño
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
A Top Twenty Adult-Contemporary single
Archie Records
AUGUST 2007

ANGELITO MÍO EP
La Mùsica Rock/Ven Bailar Conmigo/
Chicos y Chicas/Juventud No Es Joven/
Paseo/Angelito Mìo
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + Dilton Doiley Briseño
The title track was a Top Forty Latin Pop single
Archie Records
APRIL 2008

Jacky Daniels + You
Written by Howard Greenfield + Neil Sedaka
Produced by The Archies w/Dilton Doiley Briseño
A Top Ten Country single
Archie Records
DECEMBER 2009

Looking @ Tomorrow
Written by Barry Mann + Cynthia Weil
Arranged by Bree Spellman
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies
Archie Records
OCTOBER 2011

SEDAKA JUNCTION EP
Love Is Spreading Over The World/
Turn On The Sunshine/Your Heart's Not In Your Love/
Sunny
Written by Howard Greenfield + Neil Sedaka
Arranged by Justin Strickland
Produced by Laura Pinto
Atlantic Records
APRIL 2028

ONLY IN AMERICA EP
Let's Lock The Door/Come A Little Bit Closer*
Cara Mia*/Only In America
Produced by Alan Mayberry
*Produced by Dilton Doiley Briseño
Discos Fuentes
SEPTEMBER 2031

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Albums:
GET IT ON TODAY!
THE SONGS OF RON DANTE
Produced by Ralfi Chingas + The Archies 
w/Alan Mayberry
Archie Records
AUGUST 2006

ARCHIE'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM*
FEATURING BETTY + VERONICA
Produced by Ron Dante
A Top Ten Holiday/Seasonal album
Archie Records
NOVEMBER 2007

SOUL MOTION
THE ATLANTIC SESSIONS
Executive Producer:
Heather McGillicuddy
Expanded reissue of The Archies' only studio album
for Atlantic Records, first released in 2028
Tiger's Milk
JULY 2048

ARCHIE'S CHICANO OLDIES
Produced by Ron Dante
A Babalú Mix
Reissue of an album recorded in 1992
but first released by Republic USA in 2048
A Top Twenty Catalog album
Discos Fuentes
MAY 2074

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WORLD CHART HISTORY

The Archies scored twelve Number One singles and twenty-five Top Ten
singles outside the United States with titles that differed from their
stateside releases. Asian releases appeared on the Liberty label. European releases were marketed by Pathé Records. The Australian Archie label distributed Archies product "down under" and the Latin-American pressings all carry the Discos Fuentes logo. Productions by Chuck Clayton with Alan Mayberry were marketed by WEA International.

Angel Of The Morning en Español/
Picture Me Gone 
(South America)
live-in-concert recordings
Top Ten in Colombia and Venezuela

ARCHIE IN JAPAN EP
Kind Of A Drag/Denver Dream/
St. Kevin Apostrophe/Precious And Few
- Japanese versions
(Asia)
Top Ten in Japan and South Korea

Are You Lonely For Me, Baby? 
(North America, South America)
Top Ten in México, Colombia and Ecuador

Aretha 
(North America)
Number One in México

Chico's Girl 
(North America)
Number One in México

Country 2 The City
(Europe) 
recorded live-in-concert
Top Ten in the UK

Don't Call It Love! 
(Europe)
Number One in the UK

Don't Ever Leave Me! 
(South America, Europe, Asia)
Number One in Belgium
Top Ten in Brazil, Perú and Venezuela
Top Ten in South Korea and the Philippines

Fever en Español/State Of Shock en Français 
(South America)
live-in-concert recordings
Top Ten in Argentina

Friends And Lovers Forever
 (South America, Europe)
Top Ten in Chile, Germany, Portugal and Sweden

Get On The Line en Español
(South America)
Number One in Colombia

Girl in Bengali*/Rascals Medley in Hindi: 
Lonely Too Long/A Beautiful Morning/Groovin'/
How Can I Be Sure?/People Got To Be Free
(Asia)
Top Ten in India
*The Israeli release is in English

Good Lovin' Man en Español
- GINO EL HUAPANGUERO con LOS ARCHIES
(North America)
Top Ten in México

Hill Underground
(Asia)
Top Ten in Israel and South Korea

I'll Still Love You 
(North America)
Top Ten in Canada

I Fought The Law 
(Australia)
Top Ten in Australia and New Zealand

A Little Bit Of Everything in Swedish
(Europe)
Number One in Sweden

Made In Paris en Français
JUGGY avec LES ARCHIES 
(North America)
Top Ten in Canada

MI RICORDANO MARIA EP
I Fought The Law/A Mess Of Blues/
Drift Away/Take A Letter, Maria
in Italiano
(Europe)
Number One in Italy

Midnight Show
 
(Asia, South America)
Top Ten in Argentina, Japan and the Philippines

Mister Big Stuff/The Hardest Part
(Africa, South America)
Top Ten in Nigeria, Uganda, Kenya and Bolivia

Mustang Sally 
(North America, Europe)
Top Ten in Canada, Germany, Portugal and Spain

Oh, How Happy!
(Australia)
Number One in Australia

PUSH PUSH EP
Medley:
Start The Party Again/The Sh'Down-Down Song/
 Ramrod/You Can Cry On My Shoulder
PUSH ME MIX/PULL YOU MIX
(European Union, North America)
Number One Dance Track in France
Top Ten Dance Track in Canada
From the indie film Philadelphia Freedom

Reach Out In The Darkness
(South America)
Top Ten in Argentina, Chile and Perú

Ride, Ride, Baby en Español 
(South America)
Number One in Brazil

The Right Track/Gone With The Wind
(United Kingdom, Europe)
BLUE-EYED SOUL
Top Ten in Germany, Italy, Spain and the UK

River-Deep, Mountain-High 
(Asia, Australia)
Number One in Australia
Top Ten in Japan, the Philippines and South Korea

ROCKING HORSE EP
Rocking Horse Medley:
A Little Bit Of Soap/Mustang Sally/Sugar, Sugar
Óyeme Llorona*/Supernatural Thing**
(North America, Europe)
Top Ten in México, Germany, Portugal and Spain

Shades Of Gray
(Europe)
recorded live-in-concert
Top Ten in Italy, Portugal and Spain

She Doesn't Know It
(Australia)
Top Ten in New Zealand

Since You've Been Gone
(Asia, Australia)
Top Ten in South Korea and Australia

Soul Motion 
(South America)
Top Ten in Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador and Venezuela

Speedy Gonzáles/Magic Town 
(North America, South America)
Top Ten in Argentina, Bolivia and México 

That's All I Ever Want From You, Baby 
(Asia, Australia, North America)
Top Ten in Australia, Canada, the Philippines and South Korea 

Walk A Mile In My Shoes 
(Europe, Australia, Latin America)
Top Ten in Australia, Chile, Germany and the Netherlands

You're A Sweet Sweetheart 
(Africa)
Top Ten in South Africa

Yours Until Tomorrow
(Asia, Australia)
Number One in Australia
Top Ten in New Zealand and the Philippines

Without logging chart positions, numerous DISQUE D'OR album tracks including "House Of Gold", "Can't Escape From You, Baby", "Bring A Little Lovin'", "Maryann" and "Strange World" will rate significant airplay in France between 2031 and 2033. A pair of live recordings, "Jim Dandy" and "Trapped In The Prison Of Love," were hits on the Asian continent during the fall of 2014 but neither was ever released as a single. Both songs were performed in Korean.

In the 22nd century, The Archies will posthumously score several best-selling catalog albums and dozens of additional chart singles including (at least) three more Number Ones!  The hits will come from various parts of the globe: North America embraces "Billy Sunshine," a Betty Cooper solo rarity issued under The Archies' name. Another showcase for Betty, "Knowing Me, Knowing You" sells big in Europe, South America, and Africa. "Titty Twister", led by Jughead, is a smash in Europe and Australia. Kevin Keller's excellent vocals on "St. Kevin, Apostrophe" results in an Asian chart-topper.  These last two titles will also become Number One Country singles; they are original songs written by members of the band.

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