ARCHIE'S ALBUM COVER GALLERY: Page Three


Page Three of . . .


Archie's ALBUM COVER Gallery!

This final page of Archie's Album Cover Gallery spans a quarter century in DC Hampton Jacobs' imaginary timeline. In the year 2008, his adult Archies conquered the Spanish-speaking world with a chartbusting Rock en Español collection. After a wildly successful tour of Latin America and Spain, they followed up with two Platinum albums! Then came a daring Jazz and Blues album that was such a resounding commercial flop, it appeared to drive the group into early retirement.

But then in 2025, a new Archies hits compilation will go Double Platinum! Five years later, the group will decide to reunite for a proper farewell album. With a double-length tribute to Jay + The Americans and a CD/DVD document of their last world tour, they strike Platinum twice more; and in the vaults lies another tribute album that, when released in the 22nd century, will be huger than huge!

But long before then, The Archies will be talked and written about as a superstar band. They'll proudly claim a pedestal alongside icons like Guns 'n' Roses, The Eagles and Fleetwood Mac. Although "Sugar, Sugar" will continue to be the group's most popular single, the smash albums they released as adults will all but erase the memory of their teenage output. Let Stuffed Animal's cartoon mastery take you back to their future: Watch Riverdale's Rock 'n' Roll royalty take its final bows.

A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING AD

DESIGN FOR A BONUS ALBUM
INCLUDED IN AN IMAGINARY
ARCHIE ALBUM BOX SET
FROM THE 22nd CENTURY.


Archie Records
Dulce y Picante (Sugar And Spice)/Jingle Jangle en Español/
Skooby-Doo (Feelin' So Good)/Señor Fábrica (Mister Factory)/
Disfrutando Tú (Catchin' Up On Fun)/¿Quién es Tu Novia? (Who's Your Baby?)/
Una y Otra Vez (Over And Over)/Angelito Mío (You Little Angel, You)/
Señorita Rita/Sugar, Sugar en Español/
Bang-Shang-A-Lang en Español/Juventud No Es Joven (Seventeen Ain't Young)/
A La Linea (Get On The Line)/Juntos Dos (Together We Two)/
Sonrisa (Sunshine)/Luz de Amor (Love Light)
Éxitos en Español
The Archies
2008

COVER DESIGN FOR THE IMAGINARY LATIN-
AMERICAN RELEASE ÈXITOS EN ESPAÑOL,
THE ARCHIES´ LATIN ROCK TOUR-DE-FORCE ON
DOUBLE-LENGTH VINYL. THIS ALBUM WAS
FIRST RELEASED SOUTH-OF-THE-BORDER ON
THE LEGENDARY FUENTES LABEL. THE
NORTH-AMERICAN RELEASE ON ARCHIE
RECORDS CAME LATER IN 2008.


Archie Records
My Boy Archie/Bless My Soul!/
You're A Sweet Sweetheart/Time Drags By/
A Mess Of Blues/Six Days On The Road/
Good Deal, Lucille/Reason To Worry/
Reuben James/I Fought The Law/
Lovin' Arms/If You Ain't Lovin', You Ain't Livin'/
Hey, Memphis!/Jacky Daniels And You/
Sleepy-Eyed John/Take A Letter, María/
Diesel On My Tail/Wheeling, West Virginia/
Heaven Only Knows/Love Of The Common People/
Speedy Gonzáles/Jet Airliner/
Walk A Mile In My Shoes/Up Above My Head/
Plain And Simple
Return To Archie Country!
The Archies
2009

COVER DESIGN FOR THE ARCHIES'
FIFTH TWO-RECORD SET AND THEIR
FOURTH PLATINUM ALBUM ON ARCHIE
RECORDS. THIS IMAGINARY 2009 RELEASE
CEMENTED THEIR IMAGE AS A TOP COUNTRY
ROCK BAND.


Vox Sound + Image
Ramblin’ Man/Reuben James/
Drift Away/Jacky Daniels And You/
Loving Arms/Aimée/
Good Deal, Lucille/Jet Airliner/
Niki Hoeky/There’ll Be No Teardrops Tonight/
The Sweetest Thing I’ve Ever Known/Never-Ending Song Of Love/
Up Above My Head/Love Of The Common People
Archie On The Bayou
The Archies Sing Cajun Country Music
recorded 2009, released 2076

COVER DESIGN FOR AN IMAGINARY,
ALTERNATE, SINGLE-DISC VERSION
OF THE ARCHIES' BEST-SELLING
RETURN TO ARCHIE COUNTRY ALBUM.


Archie Records
I'm Gonna Be Strong/Only In America/
Hungry/On Broadway/
I Just Can't Help Believin'/Uptown/
Glitter And Gold/Looking Thru The Eyes Of Love/
Talk To Me, Baby/Chico's Girl/
We Gotta Get Out Of This Place!/Love Her!/
It's A Happening World/Blame It On The Bossa Nova/
New World Comin'/Home Of The Brave/
Looking At Tomorrow/Make Your Own Kind Of Music/
Magic Town/Kicks
Hits Of The '60s
Songs of Mann + Weil
The Archies
2011

COVER DESIGN FOR THE ARCHIES'
FINAL PLATINUM ALBUM RELEASE. THIS
IMAGINARY VINYL TWO-RECORD SET FROM
THE YEAR 2011 WILL BE LATER BE PACKAGED
WITH AN EARLIER SONGBOOK COLLECTION
AND REISSUED AS HITS OF THE '6Os,
VOLUMES I AND II.


Vox Sound + Image
Hits Of The '60s
Volume 2
Songs by Jeff Barry + Ellie Greenwich
The Archies
2071

NEW COVER DESIGN AND TITLE FOR
JEFF + ELLIE SONGBOOK, THE ARCHIES'
IMAGINARY THIRD PLATINUM ALBUM
ON ARCHIE RECORDS. VOX SOUND + IMAGE
WILL MARKET THIS REISSUE AS BOTH A STAND-
ALONE RELEASE AND PART OF A SIX-DISC
HITS OF THE '60s PACKAGE.


Archie Records
Cow Cow Boogie/Get On Board, Little Children/
Coffee Date/House Of Blue Lights/
Mister 5 x 5/Solid Potato Salad/
Shoo Shoo, Baby!/Blacksmith Blues/
Bounce The Ball/Oakie Boogie/
Greyhound/Forty Cups Of Coffee/
Smack Dab! In The Middle/Jump Back, Honey!
The Rhythm + Blues of Ella Mae Morse
Jump Back, Honey!
The Archies
2013

COVER DESIGN FOR THE ARCHIES' TENTH
AND FINAL STUDIO ALBUM FOR ARCHIE
RECORDS. THIS IMAGINARY SINGLE-DISC
COLLECTION OF JAZZ AND BLUES OLDIES
IS ONE OF ONLY TWO COMMERCIAL FAILURES
BY THE GROUP ON LONG-PLAYING VINYL.


Vox/Polar Music
Dancing Queen/Take A Chance On Me/
I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do!/Money, Money, Money/
Does Your Mother Know?/Ring Ring/
Knowing Me, Knowing You/Mamma Mia/
Honey Honey/S-O-S/
Gimme Gimme Gimme/Voulez-Vous/
The Name Of The Game/Fernando/
Waterloo
A Tribute Album
ABBA-Normality
The Archies
recorded 2014, released 2114

COVER DESIGN FOR THE FINAL STUDIO
ALBUM RECORDED FOR ARCHIE RECORDS.
THIS IMAGINARY ABBA TRIBUTE WILL SIT ON
THE SHELF FOR AN ENTIRE CENTURY!
THE ABBA ORGANIZATION FINALLY APPROVES
ITS RELEASE IN 2114. AN EARLIER COVER
DESIGN WILL BE RETAINED IN THEIR ARCHIVES.


Archie Records
Sugar, Sugar en Español/I Don't Wanna Love You/
Soul Deep Ska/Glitter And Gold/
Jacky Daniels And You/Hip Shaker/
Love Of The Common People/Tumbling Dice/
Nobody But You/Big City Miss Ruth Ann/
He Ain't No Angel/Everybody/
Good Deal, Lucille/Love Her!/
Happy/Lonely Weekends/
Lonely Queen/Jet Airliner/
Let's Get It On Today!/ Jump Back, Honey! (demo)/
Lady Jane
Golden Sugar
The Archies
2015

ORIGINAL COVER DESIGN FOR THE
ARCHIES' FIRST IMAGINARY, 
DOUBLE-LENGTH VINYL
HITS COLLECTION.

GOLDEN SUGAR FULL COLOR

Republic International Records
Golden Sugar
The Archies
2025

SECOND AND FINAL COVER DESIGN
FOR THE ARCHIES' LONG-DELAYED
GOLDEN SUGAR COMPILATION. THIS
IMAGINARY VINYL TWO-RECORD SET WILL
BE THE GROUP'S FIRST DOUBLE-
PLATINUM ALBUM.

GRASS WILL SING SAUDI
Discos Fuentes
My Turn To Cry/If You Were Mine, Girl/
You Ain’t As Hip As All That, Baby/Come A Little Bit Closer/
Walkin’ In The Rain/Drums!/
Gonna Build A Mountain/Girl!/
Come Dance With Me/Stop The Clock!/
This Magic Moment/Solitary Man/
Let’s Lock The Door!/The Reason For Living/
He Cried/Why Can’t You Bring Me Home?/
Only In America/Strangers Tomorrow/
The Grass Will Sing For You/Cryin'/
Sunday And Me/Got A Lot Of Livin’ To Do!/
Tonight/Through This Doorway/
When It’s All Over/When You Dance/
Cara Mia/Livin’ Above Your Head/
I’ll Remember You/Some Enchanted Evening
Salute to Jay + The Americans
The Grass Will Sing For You
The Archies
2031

RARE SAUDI ARABIAN COVER DESIGN
FOR THE ARCHIES' FINAL STUDIO ALBUM,
RELEASED IN THE YEAR 2031. THIS
IMAGINARY TWO-RECORD SET ON
DISCOS FUENTES WILL BE THE
BAND'S SECOND DOUBLE-
PLATINUM CHART-TOPPER.


IMAGINARY PERFORMANCE PHOTO
TAKEN ON STAGE DURING THE ARCHIES'
¡ADIOS AMIGOS! CONCERT TOUR
IN THE YEAR 2031.

ADIOS AMIGOS VINYL
Discos Fuentes
Intro: Come Dance With Me/Bang-Shang-A-Lang/
Rolling Stones Medley/Voodoo Doll/
Jay + The Americans Medley/Little Latin Lupe Lu/
Jeff + Ellie Medley/Kentucky Woman/
Archie Country Medley/Mother + Child Reunion/
Soul Deep Ska/Rock Divas Medley/
Lady Jane/Mann + Weil Medley/
Unchained Melody/Exitos en Espanol Medley/
Rascals Medley/Jet Airliner/
San Francisco (Flowers In Your Hair)/
Golden Sugar Medley/
Finale: Say Goodbye To Riverdale
Farewell World Tour
¡Adios, Amigos!
The Archies
2033

COVER DESIGN FOR THE ARCHIES'
FIRST TRIPLE LP SET AND THE
LAST NEW RECORDING RELEASED IN
THE BAND'S LIFETIME. THIS IMAGINARY
LIVE-IN-CONCERT DOCUMENT SELLS
DOUBLE-PLATINUM AND IS THE ONLY
ARCHIES ALBUM SIMULTANEOUSLY
ISSUED ON VINYL AND
SINGLE-DISC ULTRA CD/DVD.

PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM LP
Atlantic Records
Sugar Baby Love/Let's Break Up For A While/
Smile A Little Smile For Me/Telephone Talkin'/
Philadelphia Freedom (opening theme)/
Push Push (instrumental dance theme)/
T-Birds/Push Push(dance theme)/
I'd Love You To Want Me (love theme)/
The Sh-Down-Down Song/
Nothing's Gonna Stop Our Love (closing theme)/
Philadelphia Freedom (instrumental theme)
Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Philadelphia Freedom
2034

COVER DESIGN FOR PHILADELPHIA
FREEDOM, A MOVIE SOUNDTRACK
ALBUM FEATURING MUSIC BY
THE ARCHIES. RELEASED IN FRANCE
AFTER THE GROUP DISBANDS.

This completes the most fanciful album discography you're ever likely
to read. But . . . how much is fantasy? How much is reality? Blending the two
is what DC Hampton Jacobs does best! His Archie 4 Adults narrative is lengthy and sometimes confusing, but no need to stress out, babe: It all boils down to bitchin' music! Imaginary versions of real songs by dope-ass composers like Neil Diamond, Gerry Goffin, Carole King, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ron Dante, Barry Mann, Cynthia Weil, Ellie Greenwich and Jeff Barry.